Offline

I am going offline for a while
My heads all a-spin
and I've forgotten how to grin
So, I'll be offline for a bit
It feels good just to sit
and to not have to think
Later on I'll drink some wine
But right now I'll be going offline

November 19th, 2004

End of Week

Heading Home, my wife to meet
Got children to hug
Sweet kisses Hello
and much tickling of feet

November 5th, 2004

Weekend

Dash, dash, crash and splash
Leap, leap, steep and deep
Quake, wake into the lake

Swim, grin, spin and swim
Dive, dive, feel alive
Cool green, fresh and clean

Laugh, play, cares away
Wine, dine, just feeling fine
Children & Wife, loving my life

August 1st, 2004

Herberts

Andie, get off his head
Duncie, put it back
Till my eyes see red
want to strap 'em to a rack

Oh, I need coffee
Yes, I could use a brew
And maybe a chewy toffee
No, Duncie you cannot have one too

Yes, its been a busy day
They drove me near to tears
Would not have it another way
Bless the little Dears.

July 29th, 2004

Grubby Little Git

"Oi! Squirt!" says Dad
"Stop playing with that dirt!,
and while you're about it
put on your flippin' shirt."

"Oh, Man!" says Son,
with a finger up his nose.
"I ain't no wilting flower
and I ain't no flippin' rose!"

"Indeed! No doubt" says Dad
"I did not mean to shout
but don your clothes this instant boy,
or I'll give your head a clout!"

July 29th, 2004