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Thursday, July 29, 2004

Herberts

Andie, get off his head
Duncie, put it back
Till my eyes see red
want to strap 'em to a rack

Oh, I need coffee
Yes, I could use a brew
And maybe a chewy toffee
No, Duncie you cannot have one too

Yes, its been a busy day
They drove me near to tears
Would not have it another way
Bless the little Dears.

July 29th, 2004

Grubby Little Git

"Oi! Squirt!" says Dad
"Stop playing with that dirt!,
and while you're about it
put on your flippin' shirt."

"Oh, Man!" says Son,
with a finger up his nose.
"I ain't no wilting flower
and I ain't no flippin' rose!"

"Indeed! No doubt" says Dad
"I did not mean to shout
but don your clothes this instant boy,
or I'll give your head a clout!"

July 29th, 2004