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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Bathroom etiquette

The bathroom is supposed to be a quiet place of reflection and contemplation. But recently I have been distracted from my meditation by work-aholics who click away on their blackberry/iPhone/personal communication device in the stall next to mine.

I am disturbed by this erosion of bathroom etiquette. (Although I could start marketing iPhone sanitizer.)

Where will this lead? Will "Hello, I am in the elevator I might lose you in a moment" be superseded by "Hello, I am sitting on the toilet. Hold on a tick I am about to flush".

And another thing. If I am at the urinal when you enter the bathroom, don't try and talk to me. It can wait five minutes. Seriously.